Mobscenity

Every round, the current Master plays two cards with innocent words (like donkey, clam, crack, punch, chocolate, banana, beaver, cream, spank, blood, swallow, angry, milk, spread, fist, etc.) from their hand and creates a phrase, like "The Angry Beaver" or "The Thrashing Dragon."

Create Horrible Definitions

The other players then write a a definition of the phrase and use it in a sentence. The Master picks their favorite and the winning player gets a point.